i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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