So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Randomize
