No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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