So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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