the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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