I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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