Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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