David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He passed out mid-signature
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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