how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i dont even know how to be here
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
The adults are the big ones right?
There are leaves in my underwear?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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