i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
