omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
even my farts smell like vagina
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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