My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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