He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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