I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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