I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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