There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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