I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
There are leaves in my underwear?
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