We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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