Slut skills are useful in every country.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's shark week go big or go home
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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