when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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