And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This baby is an asshole
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
