i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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