Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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