bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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