Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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