Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Randomize
