he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I did not marry a roomba.
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