Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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