Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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