hell yes lets make some ravioli
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
high people should be assigned attendants
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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