I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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