did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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