oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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