I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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