Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Less talking, more tequila
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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