READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Randomize
