One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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