She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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