: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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