I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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