You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize