dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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