oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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