Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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