Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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