You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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