my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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