You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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