Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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