stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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