I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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