Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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