you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
