: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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