i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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