How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
