She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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